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100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt Consultant By Day Crybaby By Night
100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt Consultant By Day Crybaby By Night
Corporate assassin from 9 to 5, emotional puddle after dark. This tee gets the duality: billable hours in daylight, unspooled feelings in moonlight.
It’s a shirt for the spreadsheet slayers who also cry at adverts, client emails, and the sound of their own Teams notifications. Tough enough for client dinners, soft enough for 11pm sobbing into ice cream.
Dress it up with a blazer for professional credibility. Dress it down with tissues and a blanket when the façade collapses. Either way, you’ll look consistent: consistently
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Estimated delivery: Jan 27 - Jan 31
Specifications
Specifications
Sizing Chart
To Fit Measurements
| SIZES | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| To Fit Chest Size | 36 inch | 37.5 inch | 39 inch | 42 inch | 44.5 inch | 47 inch | 50 inch | 53.5 inch | 57 inch | 61 inch |
Garment Measurements
| SIZES | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | L5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A - Half Chest | 45.5 cm | 47.5 cm | 49.5 cm | 53.5 cm | 56.5 cm | 59.5 cm | 63.5 cm | 67.5 cm | 72.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
| B - Body Length | 62.0 cm | 65.0 cm | 69.0 cm | 73.0 cm | 75.0 cm | 77.0 cm | 79.0 cm | 81.0 cm | 83.0 cm | 84.0 cm |
| C - Sleeve Length | 20.0 cm | 21.0 cm | 22.5 cm | 24.0 cm | 24.5 cm | 25.0 cm | 25.5 cm | 26.0 cm | 26.0 cm | 26.0 cm |
All garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.
Product Details
Product Details
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
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