100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt Humourous Slogan Software Update In Progress

Running on fumes? Same. This shirt broadcasts what your brain is already doing: buffering, stalling, and politely refusing further input.

Ideal for those days when you’re present in body but spiritually defragging somewhere else. Co-workers may assume you’re deep in thought; in reality, you’re running diagnostics on whether lunch is worth leaving the chair.

Slip into this organic cotton cloud of plausible deniability. Because sometimes the only update happening is you, staring into the void and pretending it’s a reboot.

Pairs well with empty coffee mugs, five open tabs you don’t remember clicking, and long, thoughtful silences.

Unlocks: autopilot mode, thousand-yard stares, and system error chic.

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton