Funny Ask Me About My Poorly Scoped Project T-Shirt In 100% Organic Cotton
Funny Ask Me About My Poorly Scoped Project T-Shirt In 100% Organic Cotton
Oh, look, the backlog made a baby. Wear this when someone says “quick win” and means “rewrite the app”. The line does the heavy lifting in stand-ups, retros, and any meeting that “should only take 15 minutes”.
Grey that pairs with vibe coding and a Kanban board. Clean type. Dry bite.
For devs, designers, and that one PM who swears discovery is “basically done”. Ask them about acceptance criteria; watch them vanish.
Pairs well with: cold brew; muting Slack; “it depends”; change request forms; Friday Unlocks: scope radar; boundary setting; the polite head-tilt; Jira necromancy; client-herding XP.
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To Fit Measurements
| SIZES | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| To Fit Chest Size | 36 inch | 37.5 inch | 39 inch | 42 inch | 44.5 inch | 47 inch | 50 inch | 53.5 inch | 57 inch | 61 inch |
Garment Measurements
| SIZES | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | L5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A - Half Chest | 45.5 cm | 47.5 cm | 49.5 cm | 53.5 cm | 56.5 cm | 59.5 cm | 63.5 cm | 67.5 cm | 72.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
| B - Body Length | 62.0 cm | 65.0 cm | 69.0 cm | 73.0 cm | 75.0 cm | 77.0 cm | 79.0 cm | 81.0 cm | 83.0 cm | 84.0 cm |
| C - Sleeve Length | 20.0 cm | 21.0 cm | 22.5 cm | 24.0 cm | 24.5 cm | 25.0 cm | 25.5 cm | 26.0 cm | 26.0 cm | 26.0 cm |
All garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.
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