100% Organic Cotton I hope This TShirt Finds You Well

Finally! A shirt that captures the spiritual violence of corporate correspondence.

Whether you’re ghosting stakeholders or composing your fifth follow-up with “just checking in”, this tee does the emotional labour for you.

Crafted for comfort during low-bandwidth video calls and high-stakes typo regrets.

Pairs well with lukewarm coffee, unread attachments, and the creeping sense you were supposed to do something about that. Unlocks: passive aggression, mild dread, and inbox anxiety

• Organic cotton because irony should still breathe

• Fit optimised for slouching and sighing

• Printed text, no need to bold or underline

• Ideal for office culture dropouts and survivors of reply-all trauma

Wearing this will not improve your inbox. But it might protect your soul.

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton