Hey! Remote work, it's a subculture of its own. You don't have to wear pants, but you do need to show your face in those Zoom calls. Roll your eyes all you like, but nothing asserts your mood better than some topical workwear. Say it all without having to say anything at all. 

No one knows better than the 404 team, who are sick of everyone's shit and having to hustle for years. This collection is a subtle nod to taking back your power, with or without pants. Our gifts for remote workers are just the thing to improve working life.

For the modern knowledge worker who thrives in t-shirts and hoodies. Ideal for hovering near the kettle, pretending your mic is broken, and being technically online.

Each piece is designed to blur the line between “just woke up” and “running the meeting.” May boost productivity by 0.03%. Results not guaranteed.