I Can't Believe It's Not Billable 100% Organic Cotton Tee

At last, a shirt that sums up the agony of every unpaid hour from “quick favours” to entire projects that mysteriously evaporated into goodwill.

This tee is your wearable invoice, a passive-aggressive yet breathable reminder that time is money… unless your client says otherwise. Perfect for consultants, freelancers, and anyone whose calendar looks like a crime scene.

The organic cotton is soft enough to soak up your tears while you log yet another “complimentary” scope extension. Spoiler: You will wear this to the next client meeting, even if they don’t get the joke.

Pairs well with overdue invoices, polite rage, and receipts nobody asked for.

Unlocks: scope creep detection, passive resistance, and unbilled overtime chic.

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton