I Can't Believe It's Not Billable 100% Organic Cotton Tee
I Can't Believe It's Not Billable 100% Organic Cotton Tee
At last, a shirt that sums up the agony of every unpaid hour from “quick favours” to entire projects that mysteriously evaporated into goodwill.
This tee is your wearable invoice, a passive-aggressive yet breathable reminder that time is money… unless your client says otherwise. Perfect for consultants, freelancers, and anyone whose calendar looks like a crime scene.
The organic cotton is soft enough to soak up your tears while you log yet another “complimentary” scope extension. Spoiler: You will wear this to the next client meeting, even if they don’t get the joke.
Pairs well with overdue invoices, polite rage, and receipts nobody asked for.
Unlocks: scope creep detection, passive resistance, and unbilled overtime chic
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Specifications
Specifications
Sizing Chart
To Fit Measurements
| SIZES | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| To Fit Chest Size | 36 inch | 37.5 inch | 39 inch | 42 inch | 44.5 inch | 47 inch | 50 inch | 53.5 inch | 57 inch | 61 inch |
Garment Measurements
| SIZES | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | L5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A - Half Chest | 45.5 cm | 47.5 cm | 49.5 cm | 53.5 cm | 56.5 cm | 59.5 cm | 63.5 cm | 67.5 cm | 72.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
| B - Body Length | 62.0 cm | 65.0 cm | 69.0 cm | 73.0 cm | 75.0 cm | 77.0 cm | 79.0 cm | 81.0 cm | 83.0 cm | 84.0 cm |
| C - Sleeve Length | 20.0 cm | 21.0 cm | 22.5 cm | 24.0 cm | 24.5 cm | 25.0 cm | 25.5 cm | 26.0 cm | 26.0 cm | 26.0 cm |
All garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.
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