Neurospicy Soft Cotton Ladies Slogan T-Shirt

“Neurospicy.” Because calling it ‘mildly unhinged with a dash of analysis paralysis’ doesn’t fit on a label.

This is the shirt you reach for when your brain has forty-seven browser tabs open and one of them’s playing music you can’t find.

Made from soft, organic cotton that survives both sensory meltdowns and 30-degree washes. Breathable enough for summer overstimulation, sturdy enough for winter self-reflection.

For those whose brains don’t do “quiet mode.” You’ve probably already overanalysed this product description twice. “Neurospicy” sums it up better than any acronym ever could. A badge of honour for the chronically over-stimulated, hyper-focused, occasionally feral mind.

Ethically printed, sustainably sourced, and resistant to masking fatigue. It doesn’t try to “fix” you. It just fits you comfortably.