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100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt: Loading KPI's

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At last, a shirt that reflects the endless spinning wheel of corporate metrics. No need to chase dashboards because you are the dashboard now.

Whether your quarterly report is a triumph, a tragedy, or still stuck buffering, this tee has your back (and your front) because nothing says “strategic alignment” like a progress bar frozen at 87%.

Crafted for maximum comfort during “quick syncs” that are neither quick nor synced. Also suitable for staring blankly at OKRs while someone says “let’s circle back.”

Pairs well with half-finished slides, passive-aggressive KPIs in bold red, and the faint hope of a bonus.

Unlocks: delayed gratification, mild existential dread, and infinite refresh attempts.

Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton

  • Medium fit.
  • Single jersey.
  • Set-in sleeve.
  • 1x1 rib at neck collar.

  • Inside back neck tape in self fabric.

  • Sleeve hem and bottom hem with wide double needle topstitch.

Weight: 180 gsm.

 

Sizing Chart

Garment Measurements

SIZES XXS XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A - Half Chest 45.5 cm 47.5 cm 49.5 cm 53.5 cm 56.5 cm 59.5 cm 63.5 cm 67.5 cm 72.5 cm 77.5 cm
B - Body Length 62.0 cm 65.0 cm 69.0 cm 73.0 cm 75.0 cm 77.0 cm 79.0 cm 81.0 cm 83.0 cm 84.0 cm
C - Sleeve Length 20.0 cm 21.0 cm 22.5 cm 24.0 cm 24.5 cm 25.0 cm 25.5 cm 26.0 cm 26.0 cm 26.0 cm

All garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.

To Fit Measurements

SIZES XXS XS S M L XL XXL 3XL 4XL 5XL
To Fit Chest Size 36 inch 37.5 inch 39 inch 42 inch 44.5 inch 47 inch 50 inch 53.5 inch 57 inch 61 inch

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