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100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt: Loading KPI's
100% Organic Cotton T-Shirt: Loading KPI's
At last, a shirt that reflects the endless spinning wheel of corporate metrics. No need to chase dashboards because you are the dashboard now.
Whether your quarterly report is a triumph, a tragedy, or still stuck buffering, this tee has your back (and your front) because nothing says “strategic alignment” like a progress bar frozen at 87%.
Crafted for maximum comfort during “quick syncs” that are neither quick nor synced. Also suitable for staring blankly at OKRs while someone says “let’s circle back...”
Pairs well with half-finished slides, passive-aggressive KPIs in bold red, and the faint hope of a bonus.
Unlocks: delayed gratification, mild existential dread, and infinite refresh attempts.
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Estimated delivery: Jan 27 - Jan 31
Specifications
Specifications
Sizing Chart
To Fit Measurements
| SIZES | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| To Fit Chest Size | 36 inch | 37.5 inch | 39 inch | 42 inch | 44.5 inch | 47 inch | 50 inch | 53.5 inch | 57 inch | 61 inch |
Garment Measurements
| SIZES | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | L5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A - Half Chest | 45.5 cm | 47.5 cm | 49.5 cm | 53.5 cm | 56.5 cm | 59.5 cm | 63.5 cm | 67.5 cm | 72.5 cm | 77.5 cm |
| B - Body Length | 62.0 cm | 65.0 cm | 69.0 cm | 73.0 cm | 75.0 cm | 77.0 cm | 79.0 cm | 81.0 cm | 83.0 cm | 84.0 cm |
| C - Sleeve Length | 20.0 cm | 21.0 cm | 22.5 cm | 24.0 cm | 24.5 cm | 25.0 cm | 25.5 cm | 26.0 cm | 26.0 cm | 26.0 cm |
All garment measurements are shown in centimetres (cm). Garment sizes are approximate and for guidance only.
Product Details
Product Details
Materials & Care
Materials & Care
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