Finally, something your favourite developer didn’t already buy for themselves at 3 a.m. on Amazon.

This is the collection where clever T-shirts meet clean code: sharp designs, premium cotton, zero cringe. Each piece is ethically sourced and printed on demand, meaning you’re giving more than a shirt -  you’re giving a private in-joke that only another geek would catch.

Perfect for birthdays, project launches, or “I survived another sprint planning” survival kits. These aren’t throwaway conference freebies; they’re wearable Easter eggs. The kind of thing that makes someone in a Zoom call squint, laugh, and DM: “Where’d you get that?”

Comfortable enough for 12-hour debugging marathons. Durable enough for accidental pizza incidents. Smart enough to double as armour in the eternal war against corporate buzzwords.

+4 Charisma (in Niche Circles) | -3 Storage Space (because you’ll want more than one)